UCL Conservative Society

As every citizen of our prosperous Colbert Nation knows, wikiality is the cornerstone of our understanding of the modern world.  If something’s on Wikipedia, it’s true; if something has a longer entry on Wikipedia than Lutheranism, it’s more important than Lutheranism; if something’s not on Wikipedia at all, it doesn’t matter at all.

After making some touch-ups to the article on Mark Clarke, I decided to see what else the great tome had on Conservative politics.  Browsing through the categories, I was horrified to see an article on the Kent University Conservative Association.  How could they be more important than us?  So, I decided to rectify the problem.  The result is this monstrosity of a stub article, describing a small ragtag student organisation known as the UCL Conservative Society.

Now, as one of 1,641,974 articles on Wikipedia, we matter (in a deeper, more cosmic sort of way than before).  Not as much as Lutheranism, or even Kent’s society, but we matter more than Joseph Bech or the Statute of Westminster Adoption Act 1947.  All that remains is to expand the article (maybe throw in some photos of, say… our Communications Officer?), and we’ll soon be more important than Lutheranism, too.

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